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Dracula: The Movie
I'm 15 minutes into watching this movie for the first time, and I can already tell it will be ridiculous.
Why is Gary Oldman wearing some kind of red armadillo suit in the beginning? Strange armor.
How did Keanu Reeves manage to get the part as Jonathan Harker? That is the WORST British accent I've ever heard.
And, as Nathan has mentioned countless times, GARY OLDMAN IS WEARING ASS-CHEEKS ON HIS HEAD.
Cages on the asylum guards' heads?! WTF.
Holy over-acting... um... everyone.
Way to not adhere to the book. Though this is the closest film adaptation I've ever seen, so I guess that's an accomplishment.
It's been an hour and 53 minutes. Is this over yet? Ugh.
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